LaZY FrEAK
Ok, ok... I guess most people would be bored by now... Instead I am here again, typing about my laziness to study. Wow, my life just gets more interesting by the day, huh?... Not!
I totally suck...
Hmph...... I hate being a smart alec... but I hate it even more when people look down at me for what I am capabale of doing!!... Argh... I'm twisting and turning... Walking around in circles... WHAT exactly do I want???!!!...
Aww.. But then again, being a smarty pants won't hurt rite? Would it?????.... Hmm.....
The Advantages of Being A Smart Alec:
I totally suck...
Hmph...... I hate being a smart alec... but I hate it even more when people look down at me for what I am capabale of doing!!... Argh... I'm twisting and turning... Walking around in circles... WHAT exactly do I want???!!!...
Aww.. But then again, being a smarty pants won't hurt rite? Would it?????.... Hmm.....
The Advantages of Being A Smart Alec:
- Being voted as the Your-dorkiness Queen of The Nerds for 4 years in a row!! OMG, such an achievement, such an honour!!! *waving hands in a maner that beauty queens always do*
- Wearing dorky clothings, picking my nose in public... burping in an uncivillised manner and getting away with it because afterall, I AM a nerd... What do you care about nerds?
- Stare at Tawau-hunks and then drool over them live, stalking them and letting them stare back at me in a freaky manner, running away whenever they see me.
- Being teachers' pet and perhaps they'll let me use the theacher's toilet which is much MUCH cleaner, bigger, comfy and always have sufficient water to flush the toilet, plus odourless... (Well, kinda odurless)
- Talking to grown ups and making them impressed with the knowlegde I have, despite they don't even get a damn about what the heck I am crapping about...
- Crying just because I lack a mark to score the perfect nerd's A1, 100%
- Being labelled the "good girl" like what all nerds always do and then point a finger to the absymal punk after scratching the paint off the car of teacher who gave me the immperfect A1.
- Being the ultimate bookworm smarty pants that my mommy and daddy would be proud of, and I would be be their little baby angel that they'll give ALL the attention and ALL the love I ever wanted!
Hmm... Not that bad huh? 8 advantages to be a smart alec! Hahaha... Basically I just made that up to humour myslef... But it failed me, like how I always fail myself... Don't know about you guys... Wait a sec, what the hell was i thinking.. There's nobody to read my blog... Ahaha... DUMBO!!! =p Perhaps....., I ain't that smart afterall!!!
**Aiight, I'm gonna study now, I desperately ooh, so badly, need to become the pathetic nerd!!!!!!!!!!! HERE I COME NERDSTERS!!!** Yea right~~

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